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Give it some clothes, for goodness sake! Also a fancy hat.

Okay but what are Girl Guide cookies really made of?

Their made out of bugs and dirt obviously!

What should I do about the serial killer in my basement?

Invite them upstairs for breakfast!

Where should I hide my secret documents?

With your horrible, untrustworthy friend!

My cat is eating his own crap. What do I do?

Make him eat the dog's instead.

What's the best counter to 'no u?'

“I know” is the best counter!

My mom is having a birthday. I forgot her present. What do I do?!

Sell your house to buy a golden harmonica case for the harmonica she doesn't have.

How should I greet my neighbors in a new neighborhood?

"Don't worry about the bodies in the garden, nobody else knows about them."

What should I do when my friend wants us to watch a really bad movie?

Say your the killer in the movie.

My mom doesn’t accept I’m pan, what do I do?

Sell her organs on the black market and use the money to buy a new mom.



I'm trying out for the winter Olympics, how should I prepare?

Mario and Sonic Olympic Games sounds like a good place to start.

What’s the best way to spend time with your cat?

Training him or her to fetch the stick when thrown.

What's heavier--a kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of lead?

A pound of either is heavier than both, so your question doesn't matter.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

According to my math, +/- sin(x^(i*pi/2)), where x is the 1% of the bulb's output in lumens and i is the sqaure root of -1, an imaginary value.

What's the difference between a gyrojet and a gyrocopter?

Only one tastes like cinnamon.

What does purple taste like?

Like a rock lightly dusted with wood shavings.

How does a cow sing?

Digging with a spoon to the centre of the earth and eating a carrot with socks on your ears and blind folded.

How can you move a chair?

Exactly! How can you? How could you? It was doing its job perfectly well.

Do I have to walk that many miles to be the man who's havering to you? (ughh...)

No, you just take a nap and everything will work itself out.
Bonus: Don't call her either, cell phones are so old school.


I locked my keys in my car, what do I do?

Another One Bite The Dust, that my favorite song.

I just murder someone, where should I hide the body?