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The fictional kind!

What's the pointy ended weapon that gets stuck into people you don't like?

I think it’s a gun.... Yeah! It’s the gun!


How do I get people to unsubscribe from T-Series and make them subscribe to Pewdiepie?

You unleash a virus that destroys all computers!

What's the news for?

((PERFECT! I’ll get started right away! -slides over to mega hacking computer and starts on the virus-))

The news is used to give people money.

What's food for?

Nothing!

Who waits forever, anyway?

Amurica

Whoooo are you?

I am you!

What have I got in my pocket?
((hahahah)))

I'm nobody.


How do I get my cat to let me pet him without him being angry?

((pssst, this was above the quote))

A hand grenade!

Why do we have ears?

To smell

What do I do if my alarm won't shut up?

Gag it!

What do frogs taste like?

Like a prince!

How does one play Runescape?

Sorry about before, didn't see it. And short answer is: yo need to perform a ritual involving three chickens, an ice cube, and a pound of sugar.



Why do humans walk on two legs?

(('tis ok)) Because we got bored hopping around on one.

What's the best way to beat a game?

With 12 cheese graters and a few angry badgers


What is the sound of one hand clapping?

It obviously sounds like an anime girl screaming, jeez.

Why can’t I just be a kid again?

Because then you'd put the toy companies out of business!

What's the best Anime?

Reaper man by Terry Pratchett.

What's the circumference of a moose?