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What is the biggest lake in the world?

The biggest ocean in the world is the pacific.


How many numbers are in pi?

41.3 million numbers

How do you kill a demon?

Uhm poke it

How to do open a door

Obviously, you punch it

How do you make toast

Okay, simple, first you travel to the nearest active volcano, then hold the bread over the heat for a beautifully-charred masterpiece!

What is the longest word you know?

Pear

How do you fix something that isn't broken

You break it.

Where do find happiness?

Ask the magic eight ball

How do you finish all your work

By texing your ex.
How do you heal a scratch?

By slapping a steak on it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Communism.


How long can a human go without food?

Roughly eighteen years, depending on how independent they are.
Who is the oldest tortoise alive?

Uhm...Bob the minion?

How do you destroy the world?

You eat brownies.
How old is the world?

Jupiter is 4.503 billion years old.



What is the longest word?

I


What do you do when you introduce yourself?

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, and only a hippopotamus will do.

How come the cutest ships don't go on cruises together? (get it?)

Yellow.


What does Twitter do to a person?

The CEO of facebook is Mark Zuckerberg


What is the meaning of life?