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the flying spaghettu monster.

does your nose know like a gnomes nose knows?

sheperd's pie.

What is the alaphabet?

The reason all orphans cry themselves to sleep at night.

How far away is the Sun from Saturn?

It's across the street, duh

Who invented the hamburguer?

A Frenchman who was tired of toast

CAKE IS A LIE??????????

There is truly no such thing as red frosting.

What is Pokemon?

Digimon.

if johnny had two apples and gave away 1, calculate the mass of the sun.

Jon will have 99 apples instead, because calculating the sun's mass causes a Missingno to appear that will duplicate items.

Please explain to me in full detail how one 'derps'.

coasters

Do you like piña colatas? And getting caught in the rain?

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime undoubtedly so.

How can we bring about world peace?

Re-electing G.W. Bush.

Doctor who?

Isn't that that Dalek engineer who travels through space in an american phone booth and solves otherworldly problems with his sonic hammer?

Who are you?

Your father.

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

pie

What is the perimeter of the earth?

Auschwitz.

Who died and made you king/queen?

El baño

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and what did he say to the man runnin' the stand?

Aflac.

Why do wolves howl?

Because they love meat.

Hey diddle diddle, who did the fork run away with?

The mayor.

What is pi?

A room with no corners.

What is love?